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Celebrity Soda?

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LaineyGossip
Sep 23, 2025
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Maria wonders in her Celebrity Social Media column today if we need celebrity sodas. And whether or not soda is like ketchup, the mass market version is the best version. PS. In Canada we say “pop”, not soda.

I agree with her, on both ketchup and pop. I don’t need fancy small batch artisanal organic fresh dew whatever whatever ketchup. The most popular b…

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